Things I've Spotted Running the Septa Bus Route in Ardmore

1. A dead squirrel which for whatever reason terrified me
2. A little girl throwing an orange peel at me
3. A guy punch dancing out his rage, aka bobbing and weaving and punching the air
4. A very, very sullen teenager listening to his headphones, hoodie up, twitching
5. A guy and his daughter who looked EXACTLY like Dora the Explorer
6. Several cute dogs
7. One DILF
8. A bird that had been there so long it was disintegrating

 Always a pleasure, Ardmore.

DEAR SUN

CALM THE FUCK DOWN. IT IS APRIL.


Best,
Carrie

Well, this is the most fucked up thing ever.

So not to get all up in everybody's face about anything, but that Mississippi lesbian prom story is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. First they wouldn't let her go, then they were going to let her go, and THEN they threw her a fake prom and gave the REAL kids their own prom? Because obviously all of the other teens were in danger of catching the gay. Like, that could NOT have been handled worse and I have no idea how anyone thinks it's okay to treat another person that way. And they were ADULTS who staged this whole thing and made the prom an entirely humiliating experience for a young girl. At least in Carrie, it was her peers who were the assholes. Anyway, Gawker had a great article on it that I loved, so take a look.  In the mean time, I'll be gathering some pig's blood to take to Mississippi. There are some PTA members I need to find.

Best. Weekend. EVer.

So, it was my birthday. And apparently when people though of what I would like, this is what they thought of. AND THEY ARE SO VERY RIGHT.

1. Party Whistle

2. Bacon Scented Candle

3. Box of frozen Costco chicken bakes

4. Business cards that say "Carrie Cameron: Serious about fun."

5. Owl decor (I LOVE OWLS)

6. "Jersey Girl" shot glass, purchased at a NJ turnpike gas station

7. Chocolate mustaches/mug that says "mustache rides: 5 cents"

I had the most amazing weekend ever ever ever. Thank you to everybunny for coming out and drinking some beers and having massive amounts of fun with me. I am a lucky, lucky girl.